Who's really in charge? One's crying, one's shushing, and the whole world is watching. No matter which side you're on, you have to admit — this one hits different. This garment-dyed unisex tee is the conversation starter you didn't know you needed. Wear it and watch heads turn from both sides of the aisle. ✔ Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee ✔ Soft, pre-shrunk fabric ✔ True to size — order your normal size ✔ Machine washable
Product features - 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) - Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure with comfort - Relaxed, oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders - Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem - Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
