Nicolas Maduro has managed to run an entire country into the ground — but at least he's got rhythm. This back-print tee puts the joke right where it belongs: behind you, just like Venezuela's economy. This garment-dyed unisex tee is soft, relaxed, and perfect for anyone who finds dark humor in world politics. ✔ Back-print design ✔ Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee ✔ Soft, pre-shrunk fabric ✔ True to size — order your normal size ✔ Machine washable
100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
Garment-dyed finish for that perfect vintage-washed look (and slight “I survived another crisis” vibe)
Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability — built to last longer than Maduro’s promises
Relaxed fit; sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options
Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) — because even this shirt can’t handle more heat than Venezuela right now
Do not bleach (we’ve had enough shortages already)
